Well, the allotment didn't look very prepossessing... even in the long view so we decided to cover a quarter of it in a large pile of manure and ask Simon to come play in it with us....
Then Russell took on the heroic job of attacking it with a rotovator (after kind instruction from Lech at #12 who also arranged the hire)...
This went well, but slowly - and then a man with a tractor arrived (organised by #9?) and Jim from #2 used his Blarney Stone skills to get a makeover done... and the pile was gone! A fabulous way to spend £20!